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English re-release of Dutch film: "I Love Dries" Re-cut.

 

What the F**k?! is an hilarious black comedy about famous Dutch singer Dries Roelvink, who is kidnapped by his two biggest fans to their trailer in the middle of nowhere. The don’t want an autograph but something completely different. The large couple’s biggest wish is to have a baby of their own, but the husband is infertile. Dries is forced to live with this gruesome twosome until he gets the woman pregnant.

 

Release: 2016

 

Duration: 1 hr 16 min

 

Language: Dutch, with English subtitles

 

Cast:

 

Dries Roelvink, Rikkie de Wit, René de Wit

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Bully prison warden Bill Boss has a lot of problems; his prison has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor. He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight comes up with a revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

 

Release: 2015

 

Duration: 1 hr 43 min

 

Language: English

 

Cast:

 

Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey, Eric Roberts, Bree Olson, Robert LaSardo, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jay Tavare, Clayton Rohner, Tom Six

Martin is a mentally disturbed loner who lives with his mother in a bleak housing project. He works the night shift as a security guard in an equally grim and foreboding underground parking complex. To escape his dreary existence, Martin loses himself in the fantasy world of the cult horror film The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009), fetishizing the meticulous surgical skills of the gifted Dr. Heiter, whose knowledge of the human gastrointestinal system inspires Martin to attempt the unthinkable.


Release: 2011


Duration: 1 hr 31 min


Language: English

 

Cast:


Laurence R. Harvey, Ashlynn Yennie, Emma Lock, Domonic Borrelli, Bill Hutchens

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Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day, they awaken to find themselves trapped in a terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However, his three "patients" are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems. By doing so, he plans to bring to life his sick lifetime fantasy, the human centipede.

 

Release: 2009


Duration: 1 hr 32 min

 

Language: English

 

Cast:


Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura, Peter Blankenstein

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Dutch film "I LOVE DRIES" is about the famous Dutch singer Dries Roelvink who is being abducted by his biggest and fattest fans wanting to have his baby.

 

Release: 2008

 

Duration: 1 hr 20 min


Language: Dutch

 

Cast:


Dries Roelvink, Rene de Wit, Rikkie de Wit, Sugar Lee Hooper, Chiel Montagne, Grad Damen

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Dutch film "HONEYZ" is about two best girlfriends who secretly entrapped themselves at night in the famous Amsterdam luxurious department store, the Bijenkorf.

 

Release: 2007

 

Duration: 1 hr 15 min


Language: Dutch

 

Cast:


Monique van der Werff, Anna Speller, Peter Beense

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The Dutch film "Gay in Amsterdam" is about a cheating gay couple enjoying the famous Amsterdam gay-scene extravaganza.

 

Release: 2004

 

Duration: 1 hr 40 min


Language: Dutch

 

Cast:


Hugo Metsers, Joris van de Sande, Nienke Brinkhuis, Casper van Bohemen, Nada van NIe